Neighbourhood Watch #1

Living in Gastown means there are alot of colourful folk around who are not exactly neighbours, as technically, they don't really live anywhere, they simply haunt the streets. None are scary, some are sad, and some are just plain amusing.

Tonight I was walking home from my new office after my first day of work, and passed a guy wearing a threadbare Canucks jersey on top of a hooded sweatshirt, holding out an empty Starbucks cup for change, and singing an improvised song about "The No-Money Blues." He interrupted a riff to ask me for change.

"I'm sorry," I said, "I don't have any." (I didn't.)

"Oooh," he sang, shuffling away from me. "You got the No-Money Blues, tooooo....me and you....the No-Money Blues....she got the No-Money Blues..."

It's true, I thought, smiling to myself. I do have the No-Money Blues, too. I wonder if he's up for a double act.

Left Coast Revisited.

Well.

Last Friday I went to work. On Saturday, I woke up, and life, as I had known it, was over. I left London in fog of drizzle, and landed 10 hours later in sunny Vancouver, to be welcomed by my parents, my best friend, and of course, the mountains and ocean, and a new life began.

It feels new, rather than just returning to an old life. I have a new home, which I love (although it's still a construction site in many ways and noisy as hell during the day-Currie hates it), a new neighbourhood, and a new job. But there has also been the comfort of familiar faces of family and friends, and they, more than unpacking or building the 18,000 pieces of IKEA furniture I need to build, have been my priority. It's been a whirlwind: lunches with girlfriends, trips to the dog park with my god-doggy, pub nights with the pals, and family visits, not to mention meeting my new bosses and co-workers. I feel like I haven't sat down since I arrived. It's one way to get over jet lag.

But is it good to be home? Hell yes. As much as I agonized over the decision and wondered if I was doing the right thing, right up until the time I boarded the plane, I have zero regrets. The past five days have been stressful, yes, but full of joy. Having too many people to see is an abundance of riches, in my books. I'm so grateful for all these people who are once again a part of my life.

Proud Heart.

I hate to play Polly Anna but gosh darn it, sometimes the world is too full of happy things to ignore. I feel like good things are happening to all of the people I love at the moment and it makes me wanna shooout. So here goes. Congratulations to...

...my dear friends James and Betta on the birth of their first son, Graeme. He's a handsome lil' devil and I can't wait to meet him when I get home next week...

...to my brother on becoming "The Godfather." No, not a mafia head, but to the lovely Leah Venier. Now, I happen to be Godmother to Leah's sister Sidney...so Alex, let's not let sibling rivalry get in the way of our (god)parenting duties...

...to my friends Christopher and Tea, Annie, and Catalina, who have all (separately) taken the big plunge and bought new homes this month! Christopher and Tea are surrounded by boxes as we speak, Annie is still, I think, without a couch (correct me if I'm wrong darling but I believe you prioritised a PVR over furniture), and Catalina moves into the W to be my neighbour this weekend. Here's to many rooftop hot tub rendezvous (in a completely neighbourly way of course)...

...to my dear Pearson roomie Nicole whose debut CD, Nyko Maca and Playground was just released...you've come along way from when we used to sing at the top of our lungs in Calgary House Room 6.

...to my first year buddy Darragh for submitting his PhD 4 days ago. Now get back to what you do best, D, which is blogging in your cool, snarky yet endearing Irish way that makes me laugh.

...and to the rest of you loved ones (and you know who you are) who are embarking on new secret adventures, both near and far, that I don't dare blog about for fear of stealing your thunder.

Gold stars for everyone. Thanks for letting me be a part of your successes-it makes me very
proud to be your cheerleader.

The Farewell Tour Begins.

The weather this weekend was about as perfect as London gets in October: crisp, but dry. The perfect climate for wandering around London as the final countdown begins.

The weekend started early on Friday, with lunch with friends in Spitalfields Market...boozy for them, but not me, as I have trapped a nerve in my back and am taking many a narcotic to deal with the pain. Lunch turned into wandering around the market, saying hello and so long to some of my favorite local designers who display their wares on Friday afternoons. Market wandering turned into meeting friends at a wine bar for more drinking (sigh) later Friday evening.

Given my non-hungover status, I was up and fresh as a daisy quite early on Saturday morning. As letting agents are still trooping through the flat, I decided it was best to get gone as soon as I could. I took the boat to London Bridge, and as it was early enough to avoid the crowds, nipped into Borough Market (any doubts yet that it's my favorite place in London? How much do I talk about it?). I bought breakfast and plunked myself on a rock on Winchester Walk, a side street that runs behind the market, from which one can view the hustle and bustle, and gaze at Southwark Cathedral, relatively uninterrupted. The only people that passed by were a few uniformed traffic wardens, and a butcher from the Ginger Pig, in his striped red and white apron, white shirt, and black trousers.

I tried to get into Monmouth for a flat white but the lineup was by this time snaking out the door and around the corner, and so I nipped instead into Konditor & Cook, the famous pastry shop, which happens to be next door to Monmouth, and doesn't make a bad cappucino. To my surprise, the chalkboard listing the day's specials proudly proclaimed, "Pumpkin pie! Delicious and spicy!" I immediately told the cashier I needed a piece, as it had been Canadian Thanksgiving the week before. He rolled his eyes. "I know," he said. "Four of our staff are Canadian, why do you think we're even selling this?" "Oh," I said, a bit deflated. "Well, it makes me very happy to see it so please box up a piece for me anyway." I popped the box into my extra large handbag and was off again.

I continued to wander along the south side of the river, on the Thames Path. I passed a large group on a walking tour, standing in a semi-circle around their tour guide, near the Clink Prison. I stumbled upon a family standing on some stone steps leading from the Globe Theatre down into the Thames, who were holding each other tightly while someone read from a piece of paper. They were obviously grieving; I had stumbled upon some memorial for a loved one. I hurried past, not wanting to intrude on a private moment.

My next destination was Tate Modern. There is currently an interactive installation in the vast Turbine Hall called, "How It Is," by the Polish artist Miroslaw Balka. He has constructed an immense metal shipping container several stories tall, which visitors are encouraged to enter via an enormous ramp. I stood at the foot of the ramp and looked into the container, which is as wide as it is tall: all I could see was a yawning blackness that seemed much larger than the dimensions of the container, which I had walked around. Don't get me wrong, it's mammoth, but it ain't infinite. Still, the darkness seemed to continue forever and somehow, I began to believe that it did go on forever, that it stretched beyond the confines of the box. I strode up the ramp and into the container, towards the blackness. After a few steps, when I was out of range of the faint light at the entrance, I began to feel somewhat nervous and claustrophobic, afraid I would bump into someone, or a wall. I couldn't see more than a foot in front of me. I tentatively edged to the right side of the container, and placed my hand on the wall to guide myself. It was covered in black velvet. Using my hand as a guide, I confidently moved forward, until I unexpectedly hit a wall in front of me. Startled, I put my hands out. The infinite abyss? Well, it was only more black velvet. I felt disappointed that it was over, that I hadn't reached whatever imaginary destination on the black horizon I had felt I was moving towards. At once, the reality of the container and its dimensions returned and I felt silly for not having anticipated the wall. I turned and made my way out of the container feeling a bit like I had been had.

I continued to skulk around Tate Modern, and of course paid a visit to their store, which I think it one of the best museum stores around. Then it was out again into the fall air, and down to Royal Festival Hall, to peruse the acres of card tables holding used books for sale, trailing my fingers over the book spines as I leaned down (painfully) to read their titles. A bit of lunch, and then it was time to head to the Young Vic to see Jane Horrocks in "Annie Get Your Gun."

The production was delightful. The "orchestra" was four pianists, in western gear, playing at upright pianos built into the stage. The MD was wearing a sheriff's badge, which any musical theatre bunny can tell you is oh-so-appropriate. Jane Horrocks was, as usual, amazing as Annie. The ensemble was fantastic, and it was kitschy and glitzy and tassled and fringed and everything you expect this classic to be. It was so great that I found myself tearing up, when there is *nothing* to cry at in "Annie." I immediately phoned my mother when I got home and said, "I have to do that. Enough of this lawyering business, I need to do that." She agreed, but until the student loans are paid there will be more lawyering than theatre-ing, and that is just my reality. Still, I was singing "There's No Business Like Show Business" for the rest of the night.

Sunday morning was another early start. My friend Ben and I argued over text message about where we would meet for brunch, I was eventually persuaded to meet him on Marylebone High Street, where he lives, so I once again boarded the early boat and found myself wandering through Covent Garden by 10:30 am. Covent Garden is always subdued on a Sunday, as the theatres are dark, and especially at 10:30 on a Sunday, as shops aren't open and the tourists have not yet arrived; for this reason it is one of my favorite times to visit its cobblestoned streets. I stopped in Neal's Yard for a coffee and to read the paper, and then was off walking up Tottenham Court Road, through Fitzroy Square, to Marylebone. Ben and I sat outside in the fall sunshine at Le Pain Quotidien, nursing coffees in cups large enough to be soup bowls, and then popped in and out of shops along the street before heading to Selfridge's as Ben needed wine for a dinner party that evening. Selfridges' Food Hall is always an experience; not as extravagant as Harrods' but a treat nonetheless. It was already festooned with Christmas trees, garlands and red and green lights.

A slight flaw in the perfect London weekend when I entered Bond Street tube station, on my way to Waterloo and the Old Vic to see Kevin Spacey in "Inherit the Wind." Bond Street and Waterloo are both on the Jubilee Line, so this should have been an easy jaunt. However, Transport for London had once again shut the Jubilee Line for construction work and so I was forced to squeeze onto a Central Line train to Oxford Circus where I could switch to the Bakerloo Line. The platforms and the trains at both stations were absolutely packed, which always puts me in a bad mood: I hate it when people stand directly in front of you on the platform so they can push onto a train first, I hate it when people try to stand on the same step as you on the escalator, I hate it when people are in such a rush they feel it absolutely necessary to almost knock you down to get to the "Way Out" before you. Anyways, the journey was somewhat longer than anticipated and I was afraid I'd be late, but I still made it in time for curtain. Anything with My Kevin in it is fantastic, so no more needs to be said about the play.

By the time the play ended, I was tuckered out from a weekend of walking, and felt a wave of exhaustion hit me as I walked onto the pier at Waterloo only to see my boat pulling away without me. I sighed, and sat down on the dock. As anxious as I was to get home, I had to admit that this was the perfect place to rest for a minute and be still: the London Eye towered above me, but the dock was empty and silent. I stared across the water at Big Ben and the Houses of Parliament, illuminated. I watched party boats cruise up and down the river. All alone, I silently contemplated London, stretched out before me. To be alone and to feel this view is a display just for you, is a rare gift in this city. Sometimes missing your boat can be a blessing. I felt echoes of that old London excitement as I sat there, excitement that had mellowed into fondness, and a quiet appreciation.

So, now there are 11 days left for me in London. I have to admit that now I am anxious to go. I just want to be home and start this next chapter.

Currie is Ready to Go Home.

Currie is Ready to Go Home.

Animal websites advise that you get your pets ready for travel by putting

their carriers out where they can sniff them, explore them, get used to

them. Currie has always hated her Sky Kennel, but I dragged it out when

Orange Kitty was here and haven't put it back yet...and Currie is spending

alot of quality time inside. Last night I walked by and she had shut

herself in there with the door shut. At first I thought that maybe I had

knocked the door closed when I walked by, so I bent down to undo the

door-she batted me with her claws and told me to leave her alone. I felt

like the mother of a teenager barricaded in her room. Currie might as well

have put a sign on the door that said "No parents allowed!"

Teary TV

When I lived in Canada I used to have a secret shameful addiction to Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Ugh, I know. It's so contrived. The "meeting" with the team in their motorhome as they choose the lucky family to greet, the sappy soundtrack as the family come gleefully out of their shack to be informed that a 17 room house with pool, tennis court and approximately 30 plasma screen TVs will be built for them in 3 days...and I never ever failed to cry. I knew how fake it was and I would still sit there sobbing and shaking my fist: "Damn you, Ty Pennington!"

Anyways. I rarely watch TV here in the UK, but as I no longer have: a) books or b) a fast internet connection (damn you Sky! Damn you stupid wireless internet dongle!), I found myself flicking through the channels tonight and came across the "Pride of Britain" awards. Sponsored by the Daily Mirror and ITV, they basically find the saddest/most inspirational stories, film 2 minute profiles on them, then bring them up on stage to be presented with a trophy while celebrities give them standing ovations and Coldplay's Viva la Vida plays in the background ("Whooaaaaaaaaa, whooooaaaa").

The first one I saw was mildly entertaining. It was an award presented to a 95 year old absailing granny by James Corden, who jokingly noted that absailing is normally an activity people take up at 19 or 20, and so, what was she going to do now: go drink cider in the park with her mates, or backpack around Thailand? Warm laughs, granny gets her trophy, and off she goes.

Next one: the Prince's Trust award, presented to an ex-convict and teenage bully who had turned his life around, overcome an addiction to heroin, and now ran a hugely successful non-profit helping other at risk young men. Cue inspirational clip narrated by Prince Charles, cue stagestruck award winner being presented with his trophy by Naomi Campbell...then the zinger: the host, Carol Vorderman, says, "Now, Mr. Ex-Con, you once said, the judge who sent you down for 4 years saved your life and you wanted to thank him. Well, here he is, His Honour Justice Ian McIntosh." Ooooh, lord. Cue the waterworks from Mr. Ex-Con...I held it together, until His Honour started crying as well, and then I was done. "It's not very often people thank me for sending them down," snorfled His Honour. Oh, that was it. Cue the Kleenex.

OK, it's time to turn this OFF...

UPDATE: Oh, lordy, the Nepalese Gurkhas just presented Joanna Lumley with an award for campaigning on their behalf to win their rights to settle in the UK...in fact, they just wheeled up the 90-something year old Gurkha veteran who saved her Dad's life in 1944...oh, gosh, here I go again...

"That's a Little Melodramatic, Dear."

So says my mother, when I said I must say "so long" to every brick and cobblestone of Londontown before I go. Maybe. But 1) I am melodramatic, and 2) it doesn't make the sentiment any less true.

I moved here in 2008 because my love affair with the city was not over. I had not been ready to leave when I moved to Vancouver in September 2005. The excitement and the flutter I got inside passing through Piccadilly Circus, walking alongside the Thames on the Southbank, sitting in Leicester Square, joining the crowds in Shoreditch on a Saturday night, sitting on the back of Edy's bike, idling on the Victoria Embankment waiting for Big Ben to chime-I couldn't escape it. Vancouver and all its sensible qualities - incomparable standard of living, work/life balance, proximity to family, not to mention its stunning natural beauty - well, it all fell short and didn't have the sparkle of London. I came back to London to recapture that. I was in love with a city, and settling anywhere else felt like adultery.

As I have blogged ad nauseum, the working culture, the freefall of the recession, the difficult parts of living in a city this size - well, it eventually made it difficult for London and I to get along. And while I will always love London, I'm no longer in love. The initial thrill is gone. I see its shortcomings, and this has dulled the brilliance of the qualities that originally attracted me to the place. I realised it the other night, waiting for the boat home, as tourists excitedly asked me to take their picture in front of Tower Bridge. Every day, I stand on the wharf at Tower Hill, looking at the very best parts of London, to the east, west and south. And I feel...nothing. The sense of history registers on an intellectual level, but the visceral, emotional response I used to get just from...well, being here, it's waned.

So it's time to move on, but it doesn't make the parting easy. The love will always be there. I am conscious that it may be some time before I return to London, and I feel certain that I will never live here again. When I visit it will be to hit the high points, not the "Londoner's London" that I was so eager to come back for. I have walked this city backwards and forwards. And it is those streets and sights that I need to say goodbye to. And yes, it will be sad. There will be a grieving process.

The upside? That flutter, and excitement that seem to have slipped through my fingers: well, I feel that way about Vancouver now. I have a new city to be in love with, a new energy to be fascinated by.

26 Days


Borough Market
Originally uploaded by danwithatwist
Things to do before I leave London:

1. Visit Borough Market, eat giant meringue and drink approximately 8 lattes from Monmouth Coffee.

2. Stock up on Jessie Chorley stuff at Broadway Market.

3. See a couple more plays (don't care which, or when).

4. Say "so-long" to every brick and cobblestone.

5. Have a pint at the Churchill Arms.

6. Take advantage of Late-Night Thursdays at Tate Modern.

Auntie Enforcer.

I am "Auntie" to a number of lovely kids. No, not my brother's kids (as there are none of which I am aware), but kids of cousins, friends, and the like. Note: if you're in the market for an Auntie, I tend to be a good choice as I'm absolutely nuts about kidlets. In fact, my good friends Betta and James have a new baby boy due in the next few weeks, and whether they like it or not, I am appointing myself as Auntie Dan. Prepare to be adored, Baby Wishart; I'm adding you to my Auntie roster.

Apparently I am being used as a force of discipline in some of my chitlins' lives, in absentia. Last week I was on the phone to my cousin Bob while her kids were having lunch. Her little boy Owen, who is 4, decided to "re-arrange" his plate, which meant dumping the contents of his lunch onto his placemat, pouring salad dressing on top of the pile, and then mushing Ritz crackers and sprinkling them over the dish as garnish.

Bob stopped what she had been saying to me mid-sentence and sharply said, "Stop that! You stop that. right. now!"

"What's going on?!" I exclaimed.

She described what O. was doing, indignant. I tried not to laugh as she continued to exhort him to stop right now, or he'd have to go to his room. I think he carried on blithely while she threatened various punishments.

"Auntie Dani thinks that is disgusting," she hissed at him. Of course, I had said no such thing; I tried to giggle away from the receiver, just in case he could hear me. "Auntie says that you will never get to eat lunch with the Queen with manners like that."

The child apparently stopped messing with his plate immediately.

So, I guess I now have to carry on with this apparently already-established illusion that, as I live in London, I am close personal friends with Her Majesty, as it appears to have been a running theme in O's etiquette lessons. I wonder what else I've pontificated on from afar: "Auntie says you MUST wear a jacket. The Queen ALWAYS wears a jacket." "The Queen's guests ALWAYS eat their carrots." "You must use the big-boy potty if you are going with Auntie to the Queen's house."

Hilarious. After he's told the truth about Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny I'll let him know I don't actually know the Queen, although I have been to her house, and I think it's safe to say the big-boy potty is an absolute must.